IT jokes
It's ya boy Dixbfloppin!
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.