IT jokes
A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
Patient: I am sorry, it is my first surgery.
Doctor: Don't worry, mine too.🫡👍
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
It's often said that people peaked in high school.
I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
I like it when your mom keeps on top of things.
(Male fantasy)
Yeah, on top of me on the living room carpet, snogging my face off.
Like a work film, to take new in the center.
More good, Tar de Spring is the mill Murray Hurlowar Skelett Dwight Dowl - for its general help!
It's a Italy day outside the fields.
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
I was going to charge my phone, so I pulled a plug and put it in. Then, my grandpa wasn't breathing anymore.
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!