IT jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Back the halls with gasoline, la la la la la.
Light a match and watch it gleam, la la la la la.
My school is burnt into ashes, fa la la la la, la la la la.
A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"
Just do it.
If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?
It is September. What's the difference between a stage four colon cancer patient and Santa Claus? Santa is coming for Christmas!
A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.
The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"
"What happened?" said the manager.
"A civil war."
Your forehead’s so big it got sponsored by GAP.
Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
People always call me heartless. That’s not true. I have a heart... it just wasn’t meant for you.
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it
Did you know there's a brand of coffee specifically for pedophiles?
It's called the Ep-bean.
Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?
My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...
...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.