IT jokes
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It felt like it.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.