IT jokes
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
Once I read a book about glue.
I couldn't put it down.
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it's poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.
She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
Your hairline goes so far back, I remember seeing it in the Stone Age.
I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.
Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"