IT jokes

If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?

A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.

Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!

There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.

When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.

She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"

54 students died that day.

My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.

What does a car have when it's very itchy?

A road rash.

My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?

Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.

Me: I finished a book with 100 pages.

Someone else: How was it?

Me: It's a long story.

Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.

Then it hit me.

Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?

Palpatine: Grew it.

"Don't sneeze!"

Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.

Also,

"It dangles and swung!"

Language art quizzes are the best.

Knock knock.

"Who's there?"

A man with a drum.

"Well, tell him to beat it!"

Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.

I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."

Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?

Palpatine: Review it.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow use, you wouldn't get it.

A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.

Why did the chili blush?

Because it was so hot!

I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.