IT jokes
I did a good walk, and I did a good job of it.
Q: How heavy is a photon?
A: It's light!
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
Man I hate it when companies do this crap, now you can't commit toaster bath anymore
Why was the dog so stressed out?
It had a ruff day.
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
911 help. Hello?
Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
...
What's the joke?
I said it already!
This is a joke in itself.
I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.
My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.
Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.