IT jokes
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!
Why is the letter "B" very cool? Because it's sitting in the AC.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
False.
I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
The patient said, "When will this be over?"
The doctor said, "After you die."
The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?"
The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure."
The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.
Mom: I'm going to the shop. If someone is at the door, don't open it.
Me: Ok.
*Ring*
Me: Opens the door.
Oh sh*t!
Mom: Gets flip flop.
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
Why didn’t the toilet cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.