IT jokes
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun. Now it’s an assault rifle.
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
That one stupid kid in class :
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.
The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"
The second said: "I'd do it for free!"
The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"
The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.