IT jokes
My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."
Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
I asked the gym instructor,
"Can you teach me to do the splits?"
"How flexible are you?" he asked.
"Well, I can't make it on Fridays."
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Spell "I cup." It's funny.
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.