Is Not jokes
Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.
Wife: "Did you notice that the child is actually not yours?"
Husband: "I've been suspecting this for a long time. Finally you admit it."
Wife: "What are you talking about? I asked you to pick up our child from the kindergarten. But the child you picked up is not ours!"
Stephen Hawking is not dead; he just needs to charge.
Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out.
4. You just tried number three.
5. When you tried number 3, you realized it was possible, only you look like a dog.
6. You're smiling right now because you realized you were fooled.
7. You skipped number 5.
8. You just checked if there was a number 5.
9. This is not my joke; all credit goes to Steps.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
The first thing a man looks at in a woman, is her heart.
The fact that her breasts block the view is not her fault.
Dad: I'm dying.
Son: Hi dying, I'm [name].
Dad: Really, now is not the time.
Son: I'm sorry.
Dad: Hi sorry, I'm Dad. (dies)
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.
Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!
Comments:
Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!
Shut up: Shut up!
Liv: Gwen stop!!
Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.