You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing
(this is not mine credit goes to the grim joker)
What does a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make noise after you throw them
Two friends are arguing and one friend says ̈Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs ands or buts about it ̈ and the other friend says ̈Butt He is ̈.
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious
Braille Is Not That Hard To Learn, You Just Got To Have A Feel For It
"If all of these structures break we will all die." And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!" And he said, "It would be breaking news."
Sans:pap you're spaghetti is bonearific.paprus: sans no. Aw you're funny Bone is not working come on that one was a rib tickler
Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Tina, the neighbor's daughter".
Father : "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister."
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later
Son : "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!"
Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Peny, the other neighbor's daughter."
Father : "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Peny is also your sister."
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying.
Son : "Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because daddy is their father!"
The mother hugs him affectionately and says:
"My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him. He is not your Father."!!!
What do you call a born again heteroflexable male that is a christain nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that he is a gay man that is in the closet he should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means by necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell not heaven
Because there is a stairway to heaven, but there is not one to hell
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definately not an accident.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
Remember the confession Booth is not a glory hole
In the new Justice League movie Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that? Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Hellen Keller once said, ̈love is not something you see or hear, it is something you feel ̈ but of course she said it like this ̈fbfebsovbforbw urbwbwvorb ̈
Roses are red violets are blue most of your jokes are stolen is not original to you
What do you call an African that is not hungry, dead
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever bc is obscene or offensive, it’s just a bad joke) Why can’t u hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because their dead
Walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by him self and he looked like he needed a hand so i offered to help, he said this is not a big screen TV its a Kindle!!
