Isnt jokes

Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.

What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.

Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.

Isn't Barbie supposed to come with Ken?

Barbie comes with G.I. Joe. She fakes it with Ken.

And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?

What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.

What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?

(Insulin)

My owl turned 180 today.

He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.

Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!

Gina: Maryen? Karlya? Amber? Kristie? Why isn't it listed that she's here?

Zari: Your sister isn't listed in the meantime, just relax.

Gina: That still doesn't answer why she's not listed. I want her to see me!

Zari: Anyway, it will be time for your medications, we have the gixen and the Uiasends.

Gina: Do you know my sister's name?

Zari: Yes. Her name is Jalien.

Gina: Fine, I don't care!!!

5 knock knock jokes from best to corny.

1. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door.

2. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in!

3. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in?

4. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who!

5. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?

THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!

This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)

It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.

My husband left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!

Every 911 joke isn't that good.

Well, at least not until they come crashing down.

Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!

Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.

Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?

A: My sister.