What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean? Billie Jean is not my lover.
Why do the police never catch the orphan? The orphan is not wanted
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's rest rooms? because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't received a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun but the emo kid dissapears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
This is not really a joke but it's a question. If Life is a Movie, Then is Death, Life, Is we seeing the trailer right now?
why can;t orphans ever be criminals he is not wanted
This is not a joke nor did I come up with it. If somebody calls you ugly just hug them and say life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment
Scp 173 has breached containment this is not a joke multiple keter class scps have breached containment this is an xk class event evacuate the earth and solar system the world is ending
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
your mom: your plate is full that's euongh food on your plate .me: my plate is not full i still see the white of the plate.
Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it's okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.
If dustys dad from home daddy 2 was in nasa How come he is not famous
Ok now I'm not good at telling jokes but this 1 is not to bad 1 cunt said to anothrr cunt do you get cold at night fuck no cunt the 1 st cunt said why I have a built in set of verticlal currains to keep the cold out cunt xx
Fishing is like sex when it is great it is great when it is not so great it is still great!
Roses are Red, Violets are blue, U make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz, It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
sister. your ugly other sister. im not ypur reflection
ps. sorryif it is not funny
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein? He is not ugly like you plus, He has a wife.
Dear Gwen and Prince. Gwen and Prince sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest I really just wanted to be ur friends all both of u! Btw prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who aiden is! Sorry a milion times Zreina.
If you get offended, leave, how did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No. You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke but the people that do this are.
