Is Not jokes
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
Hydrate guys
The professor said, "I think this question raises a few problems."
The student replied, "That is not a question; that is an answer."
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
I went to an interview and my future boss said, "Hi, my name is Watt Niseto, meet you."
Then said, "WHAT IS UR NAME?" He then said,
"What is not my name, Watt is." So I replied, "Ugh fine, I guess I'll call you Wha." Then he said, "Wha I not my name."
And then I said, "Ugh fine, my name is Will Knott." He then replied, "Hi Will Not."
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
Hi Gwen, how is life!
A. Bad, lame, and suckish.
B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!
C. Perfect!
I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
John is not funny.
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi, Loser!
Kid: Why?
Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!
Kid: Waaaaaaa!
I know this is not funny, but who cares?