Investigation Jokes

3 citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI, their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot them, he walked out in shame and said he couldn't do it. The second guy had the same scenario, he put the gun up but couldn't pull the trigger so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario, he walked out and told the instructor, "The gun wasn't loaded, I had to strangle the bitch."

There is one rapist among us

A limbless criminal has just been identified. Police says the suspect is armed and on the run.

I was reading the new and read that a kid killed his family and when they interviewed him he said he wanted to become Batman

What do you call an alligator with a vest?

An investigator.

I came across a dead body in the woods. I liked it so much I came again.

Me: Now knowing why Michael Jackson turned white.

The police: You finally figured is out.

why did the orphan cummit crimse to know whats its like to be wanted

Someone stole my grass today, I went to the police and they said: "What's wrong?" I said "How could you tell something was wrong?" they replied "you were looking forlorn"

I hate double standards if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing a good job if you burn a body t home you're destroying evidence.

how did the lesbian die? homocide

The real dead hooked joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC, you know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker Pork. Concidering it stretching from the 80's-2000's pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton Pork.

Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?

Yes , I know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane

“I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years.” “Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!” “No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him.”