Introduction jokes

Hello, I am firesharky, the brother of Watersharky.

To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?

(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)

Hi. I am Joe.

The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.

Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.

I brought my girlfriend home and introduced her to my family. My kids liked her, but my wife seemed upset.

9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football

Michael J. Fox came up to me the other day and introduced himself to me. He said, "Hey, what’s shaking?"

I said, "You."

Hi, I'm Bob.

All school meeting introductions:

Grade School: “Welcome Girls and Boys!”

Middle School: “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!”

High School: “Fingerers and fingerees.”

My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!

Hi, my name is Jeff.

Hi, I'm new.

Hi, I am Bill.

Ma name is Bendover.

My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.

My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?

"Knife to meet you all!"

Stephanie is my name.