Intro

Intro jokes

Asteroid

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When an asteroid is coming to kill us all:

98.9% of the population: OMG, we're all gonna die!

1% of the population: Eh... I never had any friends anyway.

Alia: ROLL THE INTRO!

Guy

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What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?

Rocket League!

(Ali A Intro)

I like men.

Wanna smash?

Suck my balls.

I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.

This joke sucks terribly.

Honestly just like and leave.

Add me on discord.

IceyTrae#2230

Lebron>MJ

Satan

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Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?

Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."

Therapist: That's not so bad.

Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."

Content

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Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.

School

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All school meeting introductions:

Grade School: “Welcome Girls and Boys!”

Middle School: “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!”

High School: “Fingerers and fingerees.”

Community talk

[Intro] Nothing but a new bag, yeah Nothing but a new bag

[Verse 1] Yeah, nothing but a new bag to get in myself Nothing but a new glass to put on my shelf I was too gone to be feeling selfish Fuck changing, no, I can't propel it Waiting on chances to feel open Taking on dances in the moment Chase the recognition, get noticed I give two fucks ’bout the dude who wrote it But I'm all clear in the head for once I'm off… Read more

★ intro: dankton ★ Let me just grab this, yep, put that there, zap that, grab this here little voice module, insert that, add the bbl and oh, my god, kare-baby, you're back!

★ chorus: karen & dankton ★ Back with a vengeance, a mac got extended More than an os, i am snappin', avengers Back from the dead, bitch i came out the trenches Opps gettin' red, leave 'em dead, like redemption (yeah) Ms paint, paint the block r… Read more