Introduction jokes

Michael J. Fox came up to me the other day and introduced himself to me. He said, "Hey, what’s shaking?"

I said, "You."

I got hired to work as a camp counselor for kids with ADHD, but I got fired. I guess I shouldn't have introduced myself with "Welcome to concentration camp".

Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.

A friend of mine loves to play Roulette, so I decided to introduce him to Russian Roulette. It blew his mind.

I told my new girlfriend that my mother is deaf.

So she would have to speak loudly and slowly.

I told my mother that my new girlfriend is disabled. Now we wait.

Hi, I'm new.

9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football

Hi, I'm new here.

What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."

Ma name is Bendover.

Hi, I'm Coby Bayley.

My mate Noha.

Hi, I’m Joe.

It's ya boy Dixbfloppin!

Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.

The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.

My wife's always nagging me. "You don't let me have any friends, I abuse her, and I'm always coming back late." So I thought I would treat her. I popped up in the attic and introduced her to two women.

My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?

Hello, I am Ren, sister of Gwen.