Internet jokes

When you still there?

To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".

That's kinda sus, you know?

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What does Can do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[

If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."

What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.

I made a website for orphans.

It has no home page.

Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?

Why does Technoblade love orphans?

'Cause he can relate to their parents!

I made a website for orphans, but there's no homepage.

Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.

Holy fucking shit, Addison, watersharky, Gwen, and all of you other cringelords, I swear to God if I hear one more thing about "please be kind, no bullying on the internet," I will actually shoot my local school.

You may not know, since you are only 8 years old or whatever, but the world is not kind. It’s full of sick people out to beat others, and the only way to stay safe is to beat them. So even if you think you are spreading kindness, it’s just gonna make you a target. So just stfu and keep your "please be kind" messages to yourselves.

Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.

Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.

Why did Stephen Hawking die? Someone unplugged the WiFi router.

Like this post to give someone you hate bad luck.

What is a Christian's favorite social networking site?

Faithbook!

It was 2017, and lots of people were hating RiceGum because he released "Frick Da Police," a diss track insulting Idubbbz's Content Cop video on RiceGum.

A few hours after the diss track was released, someone went to Rice's house and spray painted "Asian Jake Paul" on the wall of the front of his house.

Rice went to "meet" Idubbbz, then he saw the graffiti.

"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE?"

Hours later, police found 4 suspects.

"Explain."

Sus 1: I don't vandalize.

Sus 2: I was staying indoors because it was rainy.

Sus 3: I fucking hate RiceGum, but I would not ruin his cheap ass house lol.

Sus 4: I eat bricks.

Police: I know who.

RiceGum: Who?

Police: ITS-

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Notice anything in the number crowd?

Comment the answer below and I will see who is correct.