Internet jokes
"Jimmy Jimmy, Yes Papa,"
"Give away my Money, No Papa,"
"Telling Lies, OK, Ima Check my Bank Account."
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
TikTok.
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Can anyone talk with me? Bored...
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
If I die, delete my search history.
Must. Escape. Meme.
Existence is what meme stands for for some haters.
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?
Is Sam Ryan a Reddit King?
what's the difference between hitler and you?
one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.
MrBeast: *breathes*
Twitter: 😡🤬