Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: Whatβs ligm...
Sensei: π
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
Internet Jokes
I found the comments before the picture of you got reported, and yes, with all my heart, there was a picture of you in your bra! But I was on your side, so was Kenya, Prince, and Heo! And Mariah, more will be in soon!
This page is shocking.
What's wrong with you people?
Hi, I have a question for you.
Did you know that reading this is wasting your time?
Yeah, sorry xD
Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.
I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.
Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.
"Me so cutie right?"
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
Okay, I'm so sorry, Alya, and Drew. I didn't mean to say that you guys were stupid and cringy. I mistyped. Can you guys forgive me by any chance? I'm so sorry :(
I left Twitter for a while, and when I tried to log back in, I found out I was suspended. I realized it was a penalty for saying some prohibited words on Twitter.
Sadly, my idol Pristiano Penaldo took the penalty for me and he missed, and now I'm on my alt. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
Anime cats.
Please dislike.
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.
Can you dislike this!
"Dez nuts, bell suck and she ugly."
I hate this website. It sucks. Like if you agree!
Does anyone know how to add pictures? Like, I need to know.
This website!
I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...
