Internet jokes
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
Friday's opening is open. Religion: "Dark model?" Hopi, Kahan, Virra, Sayla, Salafa, Sales, Power, Sleep. Google is “that cave”.
Thank you, anonymous user, for helping me with math a few months ago.
Now I got a 31 on the ACT.
Memes
I found the comments before the picture of you got reported, and yes, with all my heart, there was a picture of you in your bra! But I was on your side, so was Kenya, Prince, and Heo! And Mariah, more will be in soon!
This page is shocking.
What's wrong with you people?
Hi, I have a question for you.
Did you know that reading this is wasting your time?
Yeah, sorry xD
Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.
I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.
Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
I left Twitter for a while, and when I tried to log back in, I found out I was suspended. I realized it was a penalty for saying some prohibited words on Twitter.
Sadly, my idol Pristiano Penaldo took the penalty for me and he missed, and now I'm on my alt. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Okay, I'm so sorry, Alya, and Drew. I didn't mean to say that you guys were stupid and cringy. I mistyped. Can you guys forgive me by any chance? I'm so sorry :(
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
"Me so cutie right?"
Anime cats.
Please dislike.
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.
Can you dislike this!
I hate this website. It sucks. Like if you agree!