Internet jokes
If I die, delete my search history.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
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Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's joking.
This joke is so that this reaches 69 jokes.
If this pops up on your timeline, fuck you!
"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."
Your website.
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.
I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?
Because their computers flashed, "Virus blocked!"
Gwen only chat link.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
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Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
His wife changed the WiFi password.