Internet jokes
What do you call a simp, Adrian?
I was watching T-Series and I thought to myself, "Man, this sucks!" My sister watches James Charles, and he always says, "That's T-Series." So is it him? SUB TO PEWDIEPIE! UNSUB TO T-SERIES! THEY SUCK!
When a kindergarten teacher asks a kid to sing the alphabet, he said "ab3defg." The teacher said, "Do you like 3D?" He said, "Yeah." The teacher yelled, "Okay, do you have a 3DS?" He said yes. The teacher goes into his bag and says, "Say ABCs or your 3DS will be destroyed." He says, "ab3defghijlmnopqrs." "Oh, he learned well." The teacher threw the 3DS out the window. The kid gets it, and it still works. Then he googles ABCs. It goes to YouTube and says, "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz." The teacher is proud of the 3DS. The class went home telling parents.
Once, there was a Minecraft child molester on the Minecraft Facebook. He asks a kid his age. The kid blocks him.
Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!
Memes
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Dogs say woof.
Cows say moo.
Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"
Hi UwU!
His wife shut off the internet.
Davin is a pedo.
"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."
The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.
"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"
"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."
"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."
Technoblade was the second worst thing that happened to orphans.
Guys, they werenβt always orphans!
Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.
Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.
Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!
Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.
Why is Sally on TikTok?
Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
Psyonix's OCE servers.