Internet jokes
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.
Like if you are in high school and miss school!
Memes
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
Stephen Hawking's death was because he lost WiFi connection.
My favorite meme is, "N_gga."
An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back. The old man wanted to do it with his wife. The man set up everything needed and did the video. He threw it back first, then his wife, but instead of an old lady, it was ashes.
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
I can't with these, LMAOO!
when the sus.
What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?
You!
This is the biggest joke ever - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5j-BH_WdBXdzeoOdG2v2dA
The joke is this website.
What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?
He killed everyone on this f#cking website.
You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."
The more downvotes it has, the better the joke.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.