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  • Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!

    Stephen Hawking

  • Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.

    He also forgot to pay the power bill.

    If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.

    Catfish

  • Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!

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  • Candice

  • Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?

    Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.

    Me: What is that?

    Siri: Sugondese nuts.

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  • Nut

  • Have you seen the Justin meme?

    Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?

    Just-in time for deez nuts.

    Bruh.

    But actually, it's a parody.

    Wait, actually?

    Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).