Internet

Internet jokes

Knife

Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?

A: Because knives don't have barrels.

Memes

Apology

Admins, if you are seeing this, please look in the comments of https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5d521e61d3e53a06d27bc361/why-are-you-censoring-my-friend-franz.

I'm sorry.

Facebook

A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,

Librarian: What are you looking for?

Man: I am looking for a book!

Librarian: Which book?

Man: Facebook.

Camera

What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?

"Do you want the cameras on or off?"

Wheelchair

What does Can do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

Airplane

So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....

Age

I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.

I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.

Orphanage

I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.