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Internet jokes

Knife

Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?

A: Because knives don't have barrels.

History

I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”

Memes

Identity

I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!

Page

"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."

Basement

For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.

Money

"Jimmy Jimmy, Yes Papa,"

"Give away my Money, No Papa,"

"Telling Lies, OK, Ima Check my Bank Account."

Yeet

"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)

Apology

Admins, if you are seeing this, please look in the comments of https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5d521e61d3e53a06d27bc361/why-are-you-censoring-my-friend-franz.

I'm sorry.

Christmas

I’m going to be busy having dinner soon. I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas.

Name

I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.