Internet jokes
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
For jokes, search my YouTube channel: Knowledge with arslan.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
Ligma.
Ligma balls.
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
"Jimmy Jimmy, Yes Papa,"
"Give away my Money, No Papa,"
"Telling Lies, OK, Ima Check my Bank Account."
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?
WJE Discord Server coming tomorrow!
I hate this website, lol.
I'm too lazy to read gags. http://gestyy.com/eiDOWp
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.