Internet jokes
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
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I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"
I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"
OnlyFans, but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea.
Only Cans.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!
How to tell if you're depressed? You came to a website called "worst jokes ever.com" looking for a quick smile.
I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.
OMG TYSM FOR HELPING ME REACH 30 FOLLOWERS!
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Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.