Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
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now you laugh and like
thank you!
Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!
What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?
I wish I could follow you, though.
But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(
It's ya boy Dixbfloppin!
Everyone put your age here.
Fun fact: The max comments on a joke on this website is 1000! (LINK IN COMMENTS FOR PROOF)
Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.
If you want to get mental damage, visit the site:
https://schlechtewitze.com
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
Ballz!
