Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.
Technoblade: Speedruns Life.
Why didn't the Asian get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.
Technoblade would love it here.
Segma says, "32!"
Ligma Says, "And?"
Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
1 like = 1 kid in the bed with me.
Do you like Wendy's? When deez nutz are in your mouth.
What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?
One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.
ssundee: "If this video gets to 100k likes, I'll post part 2."
SSUNDEE WIFE: "SHUT THE #### UP!"
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
