This man came up to me and asked if I could sell my house to him, and I said sure. Then five days later, he said that the loan should come in the mailbox. Then I checked the mailbox, and the only thing I saw was nothing, so I told the guy, "DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH!"
Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth π"
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
Roblox usernames be like: "25k_baddieee."
I'm dying... sike, I lied. You thought I died!
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
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Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?
Baby > commits start breathing.
Mom > commits abort.
Baby > commits ohshit.exe