Internet culture jokes

Any 8 year old: Sus!

Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!

What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?

A megasus!

Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.

Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!

Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!

This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.

Why did Technoblade die?

He couldn't respawn in real life!

A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.

Like if you're not a gay.

Dislike if you're furry.

Repost if you HATE blacks.

Comment for VBUCKS.

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Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.

Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)

Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.

Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?

Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.

This man came up to me and asked if I could sell my house to him, and I said sure. Then five days later, he said that the loan should come in the mailbox. Then I checked the mailbox, and the only thing I saw was nothing, so I told the guy, "DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH!"

Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-

69, 420, 21.

John, I like your cut, G.

My gamer tag is TheBigAut.

I bOi jug go CMC?

Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.

I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

Ha ha! Get rickrolled!

Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.