Internet culture jokes

How much does a hipster weigh?

About an Instagram.

Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.

Any 8 year old: Sus!

Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!

Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!

Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!

This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.

Why did Technoblade die?

He couldn't respawn in real life!

A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.

Like if you're not a gay.

Dislike if you're furry.

Repost if you HATE blacks.

Comment for VBUCKS.

Sub to me on YouTube, it's my friend and he has aids, send him joeide53rygq2ej/le nb rfcshsu 3nurtv N3Q5UERIUGWTC7w2VWGYEHIWAWASERYAANFYINSIDEFREHJOBUGFUYWUSGRFYDIDYFRG911

Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.

Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.

Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)

Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?

Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.

This man came up to me and asked if I could sell my house to him, and I said sure. Then five days later, he said that the loan should come in the mailbox. Then I checked the mailbox, and the only thing I saw was nothing, so I told the guy, "DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH!"

Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-

Plz like.

69, 420, 21.

John, I like your cut, G.

My gamer tag is TheBigAut.

Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.

I bOi jug go CMC?

What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?

A megasus!

Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.

Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.

Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?