Internet culture jokes
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.
Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
Memes
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
"I'm a little piss baby!" -Dream
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.
One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.
"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?