Internet culture jokes

Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.

All these jokes really hijacking my mind.

The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.

What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.

Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!

What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?

Diddler on the Roof.

Roses are red,

I don't know what is brass.

I tell myself,

"Don't touch grass."

"I'm a little piss baby!" -Dream

How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?

You turn off the WiFi router.

So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.

One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"

What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?

Technoblade!

What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?

You just got fruit-rolled.

What do you call a feminist? A Karen.

Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.

"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"

Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.

Why did he quit the internet?

People kept on (rick) rolling him.

I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.

Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.

What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.

An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.