The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
"I'm a little piss baby!" -Dream
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.
One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.
Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!"
The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don’t follow you..."
