Internet culture jokes

What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?

Smash.

(Get it?) 9/11.

Roses are red,

I don't know what is brass.

I tell myself,

"Don't touch grass."

Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.

"I'm a little piss baby!" -Dream

What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?

Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!

How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?

You turn off the WiFi router.

What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?

Diddler on the Roof.

So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.

One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"

What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?

Technoblade!

What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?

You just got fruit-rolled.

What do you call a feminist? A Karen.

Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.

"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"

Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.

Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.

An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.

Hey guys, how was your day?

If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.

I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.

I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.

Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.

What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.

Why did he quit the internet?

People kept on (rick) rolling him.