Internet culture jokes

All these jokes really hijacking my mind.

Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!

What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.

What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?

Diddler on the Roof.

Roses are red,

I don't know what is brass.

I tell myself,

"Don't touch grass."

Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.

What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?

Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!

"I'm a little piss baby!" -Dream

How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?

You turn off the WiFi router.

So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.

One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"

What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?

Technoblade!

What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?

You just got fruit-rolled.

What do you call a feminist? A Karen.

Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.

"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"

Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.

I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.

Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.

What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.

Ligma balls!

Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?

Why did he quit the internet?

People kept on (rick) rolling him.