Internet culture

Internet culture jokes

Day

  • Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."

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  • Baby

  • Baby > commits start breathing.

    Mom > commits abort.

    Baby > commits ohshit.exe

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  • Self Harm

  • Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.

    Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.

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  • Ball

  • Segma says, "32!"

    Ligma Says, "And?"

    Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."

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  • Gamer

  • Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch? Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.

    Wordplay

  • Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡

    Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐

    Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬

    Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱

    Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*

    Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤

    Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨

    Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠

    Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤

    Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮

    Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫

    Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕

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  • Fortnite

  • A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.

    Like if you're not a gay.

    Dislike if you're furry.

    Repost if you HATE blacks.

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