Internet culture jokes

Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!

What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?

Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.

Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.

What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?

Smash.

(Get it?) 9/11.

Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.

Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.

"I'm a little piss baby!" -Dream

How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?

You turn off the WiFi router.

Roses are red,

I don't know what is brass.

I tell myself,

"Don't touch grass."

What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?

Diddler on the Roof.

So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.

One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"

What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?

Technoblade!

What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?

You just got fruit-rolled.

What do you call a feminist? A Karen.

Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.

"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"

Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.

What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.

Ligma balls!

Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?

An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.

What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.