Internet culture jokes
Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus
Dislike if: - You are horny.
What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
Hey guys, it's Gwen, and I want to say that I'm deleting my account regarding a comment made on my last post :(
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!"
The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don’t follow you..."
Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
I hate likebeggars. They are just writing some stupid "like if" shit just to get attention. I mean, that's so lazy, so unoriginal, and stupid.
Anyways, can this get 100 likes, please?
How much does a hipster weigh?
About an Instagram.
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
"I'm a little piss baby!" -Dream
I'm dying... sike, I lied. You thought I died!
This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.
Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.
Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.
Have you ever heard of Katie? Please come to KatieJennieJackson on Reddit. Her username is ok-community-2373.
My username is Big-reflection-104. C0mments from so other redditors are from her post:
Hello :). On sexy tummies. Where she is wearing a black croptop.
Are in the next post.
Moto is: Katie Jennie Jackson is so horny! Reddit username-Ok-community-2373. Follow her please. Her photos are made for you to cum for her, not at her. Thank you if you chose to think.
All my jokes are cries for help.
INCLUDING THIS ONE.
Lol, 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever...
J0K35: *LETS START A JOKING KEGGAR*
A Joking keggar is where I get you drunk with some jokes, only on a special occasion.
Okay, y'all ready to get drunk with raging jokes? OK LETS GOOOOo
What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?
A DG (dee gay)
What does lava use when it can't walk properly?
A volCANEo
What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalized?
They start a HIGHot (say it like hi-ot, _riot_)
What is Satan's favorite DJ?
MarshHELLo
What do neck breakers use?
Snapchat
What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmallows?
Instagraham crackers
Is this the last joke?
No
What is similar between a dog and my ex?
They are both commonly known as bitches
What number has a flu from a pig?
Nine flu (swine flu)
What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?
BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who is the best anime girl?
Well, it's pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank
Why did Sally get caned?
Because old men hurriCANED.
That was all
OR WAS IT?
Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)
1 like = 1 kid in the bed with me.
Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!
Like if you know someone is emo.