Intelligence jokes
Q: What do you call a clean idiot? A: Soap on a Dope.
What's the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
All dumbs aren't blonde.
Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.
Hi, I'm stupid!
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
How to kill a blond: put a scratch & sniff in a pool.
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she is a dumb b*tch!
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!
Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart. I made sure it didn't outsmart me.
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner? You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
The cabinet had sleeping pills.
Blondies.
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.