Follow me if you know someone smart.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
I think your hairline is too stupid.
I cum (Can't understand math).
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
