Intelligence jokes
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.
Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.