Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
Intelligence Jokes
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!
Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!
"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"
I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!
Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.
I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.
You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.
Yo mama so stupid she studied for a COVID-19 test.
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would just climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.
Alya is so retarded.
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
1+1? Too hard.
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
