Intelligence jokes
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
Yo Mama so stupid that when she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.
You have more chin than brain cells!
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Me: I'm retarded.
Teacher: Why?
Me: It took me 2 hours to see "60 Minutes."
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.
Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves?
Fell out of the tree.