Intelligence jokes
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
I wish I was rich and not poor and retarded.
No one is smart. I am smart.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Pillsbury was a fruit.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb to the top of your ego then jump to your IQ.
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
Yo Mama so stupid that when she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.
You have more chin than brain cells!
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.