Intelligence

Intelligence Jokes

Momma

Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...

Force

What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.

Momma

Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.

Mama

Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Leaf

How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves?

Fell out of the tree.

Mama

Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"

Mama

Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.

Queen

Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.

Bathroom

You're so dumb that every time you use the bathroom, you use your shoe to wipe your ass.

Coconut

My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.

Mind

Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?

JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.

Yo mama

Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "I’ve Got The Power!"

Blonde

Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.

Sense

Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.