Intelligence jokes
Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
I wish I was rich and not poor and retarded.
No one is smart. I am smart.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Pillsbury was a fruit.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb to the top of your ego then jump to your IQ.