Insult jokes
My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."
I was doin' your mom, yes yours!
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead because of you.
Actually, not because of you... because of your face.
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.
Me: Roasts my annoying cousin.
Everyone at the barbecue...
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣