1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
Gaykelyu
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
"Ur Mater."
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
how old is uuuuuurrrr mom. five cringe.... i know that was a crap joke... not even a joke
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
