Insult jokes
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Kid: Are you gay?
Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Your mom is fat and so are you.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.
Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.
Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.
Boy: ...
Boy: Get the hell out!
Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
Yo mama is so fat, she had to snap his finger twice.
Richard: Mom, someone called me gay.
Richard's mom: Why didn't you slap him across his face?
Richard: No, I couldn't.
Richard's mom: Why?
Richard: Because he was cute.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
Yo mama so stupid that she shit and farted on you, asshole!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!