Insult jokes
I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Yo mama so stupid that she shit and farted on you, asshole!
Ur mum.
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
You know we straight with doin' your mom.
Memes
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:
"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣
Your dad.
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
You're gay.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.
2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.
If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.
Welcome.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
"Ur mum is big."
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Up your pp with a piece of crap!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!
My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.