Insult jokes
Fuck all y'all hoes!
You're a big Z!
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Your mum lol teehee!
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.
What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!
Poopy face, poopy face, poopy poopy poopy face!
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Ur mum gay, lul.
A guy is sitting at a bar when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!"
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.
Yo mama so old when she farts, dust comes out.
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."