Insult jokes

What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.

Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?

your mom

Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.

Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!

This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."

Were you born on a highway? Because most accidents happen on the highway.

What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at YOU!

Ninety percent of your beauty can be removed with a Kleenex.

Oh, were you talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.

Hold still, I am trying to imagine you with a personality.

Why didn't Trump beat Biden?

Because he couldn't trump that bitch!

Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?

Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.

When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."

Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.

I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!

What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."

Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.

Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.