What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!
Were you born on a highway? Because most accidents happen on the highway.
Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?
Ninety percent of your beauty can be removed with a Kleenex.
Oh, were you talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.
Hold still, I am trying to imagine you with a personality.
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.
Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.
When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."
Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.
Guy: I don't, I see your mom.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at YOU!
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!
