Insult jokes

I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.

I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.

I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.

Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.

You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.

Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?

your mom

What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.

Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!

Were you born on a highway? Because most accidents happen on the highway.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at YOU!

Ninety percent of your beauty can be removed with a Kleenex.

Oh, were you talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.

Hold still, I am trying to imagine you with a personality.

This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."

Why didn't Trump beat Biden?

Because he couldn't trump that bitch!

Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?

Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.

Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.

I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!

What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."

Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.

Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.