Insult jokes
Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.
Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.
Anyways, she cried lol.
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
Your mom.
Your dad!