Insult jokes
A guy is sitting at a bar when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!"
Your adopted.
I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.
I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.
Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.
You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.
your mom
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!
Were you born on a highway? Because most accidents happen on the highway.
What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
Ninety percent of your beauty can be removed with a Kleenex.
Oh, were you talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.
Hold still, I am trying to imagine you with a personality.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at YOU!
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."
Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?
Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.