Insult jokes

What do vacuums and your mom have in common?

They both suck.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.

Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!

Were you born on a highway? Because most accidents happen on the highway.

Ninety percent of your beauty can be removed with a Kleenex.

Oh, were you talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.

Hold still, I am trying to imagine you with a personality.

Why didn't Trump beat Biden?

Because he couldn't trump that bitch!

Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.

What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."

I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.

Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.

Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.

Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?

My girlfriend called me pedophile today.

Big word for a 12-year-old.

Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.

When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."

Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!

This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at YOU!