Insult

Insult jokes

Chin

Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?

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  • Beauty

    Ninety percent of your beauty can be removed with a Kleenex.

    Oh, were you talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.

    Hold still, I am trying to imagine you with a personality.

    Trump

    Why didn't Trump beat Biden?

    Because he couldn't trump that bitch!

    Mom

    Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.

    Dwarf

    What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."

    Bmw

    What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.

    Mama

    Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.

    Adoption

    When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."

    Comeback

    Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.

    Guy: I don't, I see your mom.

    Rose

    Roses are red. Violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at YOU!