Insult jokes
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"
Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"
The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."
A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
You. You're a joke.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
You're gay if you see this.
Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.
Them: You're ugly.
Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.
My brother called me short and ugly, so I called him an ambulance.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.
"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."
Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
Yo mama so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
You people who look at this sight, shame on you, fucking idiots!