A drunk walks into a bar and says, "All lawyers are assholes!" A guy at the other end of the bar says, "I resent that!" The drunk says, "Why, are you a lawyer?" and the other guy says, "No, I'm an asshole!"
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”
What did the boy say to the girl? "Damn! You pissy, stank!"
If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.
You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!
Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"
Your mom gay.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to the top of your ego and jump to your IQ.
Kill yourself!
I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.
Eat my butt.
Them: "You're ugly."
Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."
Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!
