Insult jokes
Suck your mom. ☺️
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
There's something on your chin... no, the 3rd one.
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
If I'm ugly, at least I'm not you.
Yo mama is so fat, she had to snap his finger twice.
Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
bully: "Your life's a joke."
me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!