I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
"Kill yourself."
"Kill me yourself, pussy."
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL
Yo momma so ugly, her blood type is puss.