Insult jokes
Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
What does Santa say about my mom? HO HO HO!
Doin' ya mom oh yeah oh yeah, doin' doin' ya mom!
We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.
The wife said, "Honey! Do you like my new teeth?"
The husband replied, "They remind me of stars, darling!"
"Yellow and far apart."
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "You're adopted!" The sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"
You're gay, lol.
You
You
You're the cow.
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
Ur mum.
You're mum.
Your adopted.
You're a big Z!
"COVERBITCH, your worthless."
Girlfriend: Am I pretty or ugly?
Boyfriend: You're both!
Girlfriend: What do you mean by that?
Boyfriend: You're pretty ugly!!!
Your nan.
I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
FUCK OFF GULLER!
Dick muncher.
Your nan's bald.