Insult jokes

You're the reason the middle finger got created.

A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.

So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"

Your mama.

Son: Mom, can I tell you something?

Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?

Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!

Mom: Well, I made you.

Yo mama!

"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."

I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.

Interfischl

Happy

Apple

Tea

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.

Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.

Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.

You are short.

Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"

The other day my mom called me a retard.

I'm now an orphan.

What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!

din mamma

Kalyn: Mrs. Frizzle,

Mrs. Frizzle: Sure.

Kalyn: Can you spell I-C-U-P for me?

Mrs. Frizzle: Shut up, you little fucktard!