Insult jokes

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.

(Also, I banged ya mum ;))

You're gay.

Blood is red.

Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?

"I'm gay."

"No, u."

My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.

"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."

Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.

Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep.

What do you call a duck with no head?

Your mom gay.

Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."

What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.

What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.

Me: I fucked your mom.

Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.

Nobody knows how bad you smell.

I'm not gay, dick.

Wanna hear a joke? You thick.

Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.

Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.

Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.