Insult jokes
"Ur mum is big."
You're so ugly that I choked and died.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
Trevor is a bitch.
Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!
Yo mama so stupid that she shit and farted on you, asshole!
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."
Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?
1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?
2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.
3. My foot lasts longer than your life.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.