Insult jokes
You have more chin than brain cells!
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.
I'd hit you, but if I did, I'd go to jail for animal abuse.
I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
"Ur mum is big."
You're so ugly that I choked and died.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
Trevor is a bitch.
Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!