Insult jokes

Go fuck yourself, cause I doubt anyone else will. 💅

"Baka Johnny, fat baka."

Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.

Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!

Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.

The bully: You're gay.

The nerd: I am.

The bully: Yeah.

The nerd: Then what are you?

You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.

My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.

What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?

"STUPID VINIGGER!"

You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.

I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.

I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.

Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."

I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.

I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.

I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!

I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.

You lot are sick sons of bitches!

What did the pen say to the pencil?

The pen said, "You're pointy."