Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."
Insult Jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty had to say bye-bye.
"Poo heads."
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
You stink!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born, you got carpet burns!
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.
Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Your forehead is so big your inner thoughts echo.
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
