Insult jokes
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
I would roast you but burning trash is bad for the environment.
"Go frick a cow!"
"I already fricked your mother."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
I would roast you, but you don't have any meat!
"Sticks and stones break my bones."
A crowbar does it so much quicker.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"
Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!
Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.