Insult jokes
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Were you born on a highway? Because most accidents happen on the highway.
"Roses are red, Shut up and go to bed!"
"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?
Nice cock, bitch.
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
I would roast you, but your mirror does it every time you look into it.
Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
WATERSHARKY DISS TRACK - by Firesharky
You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
What is a chode?
Your mouth looks like it came from the commercials.
Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.