Insult jokes
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
What can change color and get beat up?
You.
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
You are the reason double doors were invented.
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
My grandpa and your hairline go way back.
Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
Lick my BALLS!
What to say to a single guy who's insulting you: "Shut up, you horny virgin!"
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!
If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.
My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."
Person 1: You are the dumbest person in the class.
Person 2: Well, you're the second. Maybe, but at least I'm not the dumbest.
Person 2: I know how to fix that!
... Next day person commits suicide...
Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.