Insult jokes
Your mama.
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
Yo mama!
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
din mamma
Kalyn: Mrs. Frizzle,
Mrs. Frizzle: Sure.
Kalyn: Can you spell I-C-U-P for me?
Mrs. Frizzle: Shut up, you little fucktard!
Ur Granny, tranny.
Ur Dad, lesbian.
Ur Mom, gay.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
What can change color and get beat up?
You.
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."