Insult jokes
Ur mom fat lol.
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?
Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!
When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf?
When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice...
You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.
Suck my dick when you lay. I have to say you are gay.
Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.
Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.
Boy: ...
Boy: Get the hell out!
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.
You're gay, Amon.
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence.
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."
Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry.
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.
Yo mama so ugly she the reason why Slender Man has no eyes.