Instructions jokes

How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.

My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.

Have a sink in your house? Eat it.

Have a mouse in your house? Kill it.

Have a child in your house? MICROWAVE IT.

...just kidding. Now watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4

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I made a house for orphans and...

they had no clue how to use it.

I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.

Google 'dancing Israelis'.

If I had a spray can, I would spray it on your ass. Because the instructions say to spray on flat surfaces.

I will never forget my grandfather's last words:

"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"

How do you make a dishwasher work again?

Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"

I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual.