INS jokes
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
village girls of africa
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
What is brown and sticky?
What is white and gooey?
What is long and hard?
(Tell me in the comments)
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.