INS jokes
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
What's a word that starts with "m" and ends in "airage" and all men like it?
Miscarriage. The joke never gets old just like the baby.
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).
Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.
I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
How does an artist fill in a CV?
He draws on experience.
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
Hot shingles in your neighborhood wanting to get nailed.
That camping trip was in-tents.
What ended in 1999? 1998.
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
Have you ever walked in to Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.