INS jokes
Me- *crying in the shower*
Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"
Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.
Please no harsh comments toward each other.
Yesterday, I tickled my granddaughter's feet.
She is being born in 2 months.
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
Who is more loyal: a dog or a wife?
Well, lock them both in your trunk for two hours and drive around and see which one is happy to see you.
Why do men fart louder than women?
Because women can’t keep their mouth shut to build up any pressure.
A lovely and clean kebab restaurant with the option to sit at the bar, sit outside, or eat in.
Besides kebabs, they also offer other typical dishes, such as cholodki. They also have a selection of different pizzas. The photo shows various kebab dishes with potatoes, rice, and salad. This time, the rice is mixed with oats. Enjoy! The other two kebabs are also delicious, but I didn't try them. As always, I was treated very kindly, and the service and quality ensured that they were always happy to help.
As a foodie, I have to say that this is the best kebab restaurant. Next time, I'll try the pizza and come back again.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... I forgot I was in the cemetery.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.