INS jokes
Why do orphans have no parents?
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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
The Bingles
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.
But I got fired from that job.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
My wife is so ugly when she was born, the doctor said, "I did everything I could, but she pulled through anyways." When she was born, the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in, said, "Not done." The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said, "Twins!" He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the afterbirth.
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
How do you measure a dog's temperature?
In barking grade!
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.