INS jokes
When Sally was little, she came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, I can't believe it! Little John collects Pimmel at school."
Mom: "No?"
"Like in heaven?" said the mother.
"No, juice," Sally said.
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
Gina: Maryen? Karlya? Amber? Kristie? Why isn't it listed that she's here?
Zari: Your sister isn't listed in the meantime, just relax.
Gina: That still doesn't answer why she's not listed. I want her to see me!
Zari: Anyway, it will be time for your medications, we have the gixen and the Uiasends.
Gina: Do you know my sister's name?
Zari: Yes. Her name is Jalien.
Gina: Fine, I don't care!!!
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
It's often said that people peaked in high school.
I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
I got my son a bike for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying.
in (DYM 102).
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
Putin's words paint a picture of his world as vast, but in reality, it is shrinking.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
I was going to charge my phone, so I pulled a plug and put it in. Then, my grandpa wasn't breathing anymore.
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!