INS jokes

Oliver Savage and Jack Savage who goes to TTC in Frinton in England.

"Sing in music lesson"

"I want to die, I want to die, I want to choke myself, break my neck and die."

Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.

Q: How come in airports, they park the planes outside?

A: They don't belong in buildings.

A woman comes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I think I have cancer." The doctor checks it out. "It’s all in your head," the doctor says. "Phew," said the woman. "A bunch of tumors, all in your head."

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put him in the microwave until his bill Withers.

The boy ran into the gym, why?

Because he wanted to ketch-up with everyone. Also, he got pun-ishment from his "momster."

It's a RUF life in Africa.

Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?

101 pedo jokes.

Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?

Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.

Keep it going on lol.

What do an abortion and a baby have in common?

The mom doesn't want either of them.

A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”

The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."

How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

Because they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.

You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.

So, Satan is in the delivery room having a child.

Soon, a feathered creature comes out. "Doctor," says Satan, "What is it?"

The doctor sighs. "Well, it's not a boy, and it's not a girl."

Satan looks frustrated. "THEN WHAT IS IT?!?!?"

The doctor looks up. "It's a goose."

What's the most horrifying video in the world?

Logan Paul vlogs.

Recently, I've found out my wife has been cheating on me for the past 3 weeks with a baker downtown in Manhattan, New York, thinking I wouldn't find out. Irony of it all, she received a yeast infection.

The lettuce and tomato were in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

How do you circumsize a hillbilly?

Kick his mother in the jaw

What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?

They both lay pipes in public parks.