INS jokes

Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.

So my friend's birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.

I'm a fast reader, I can go through 20 stories in a few seconds.

It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)

In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"

I like when people say they hate me because we have something in common. <3

If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?

Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned, and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience.

The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "If you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"

Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"

"Emmy and Thomas sitting in a tree."

I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.

So I called, "Toilet Papers Rolling In!"

Two nuns in a bath.

Did you know that statistically, 1 in 10 people live next to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.

Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.

Orphan: I want to be a relator.

Teacher: Why?

Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.

Why was Timmy the only happy person in his family?

Timmy is dead.

Rhydon- son.

Rhydon? - mum.

RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.

Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.

XD

Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?

9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.

What does the cannibal get after a one night stand?

Breakfast in bed!

"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Because she had no arms."

"Why couldn’t she get up off the ground?" "Because she had no friends."

"Knock knock." "Who’s there?" "Not Susie, she’s still on the ground."

"Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?" "Everywhere."

"Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?" "Because it was in a different body bag."

"Why did Susie drop her ice cream?" "She was hit by a bus."

"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Someone threw a refrigerator at her."